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mixanoiu iRtoa wmhr j rata I y CompamonnUe Giil ft, 'J'.AK I. lllM'ON J(rlliU. lUflln l buna I ". n Hi Jty wllli M" I" " " I" I. ..I u-.il ' HI. i.. i.l ..i !... mer I ulKillI HUT inii.-a t ... i. IU U1 jjralllat ."' ' '" '!' I I I' lttl III.'. !" H ! I ! ,. l"nl '.' I'l II' nfl.'i Mi I. J g .MI m II' uriv ni'lr Kill j b..re ' l",, ' " nn' "in j faUik'1' '"'" " i ii " i ri 'i. Vl tlx-.1 r bud -ll'i, lucre: bji'l ' ' i'l"' linlde, mill nil Ui'ili i Kin r l'i Hi' ilonr II. kmkt.l " " r.- iih I.. L 1:1 uW hut If li""'ir, ninl l-l.l 1,1a fU'lll II I M.I U'lil' I tWlli i .1 "I I I in . lLil lw '''I ' r.l ilr i ii im , hl I "tiil"l i". I "I..', I fcjj duu lir twl'l II" '' ' I"'-'- pul. ninl mfu itii I" tin- ii-iii" Hi .I I fguld bm If o'Mi'1 "ti (lu lu l II Ji.iiMiunliil. rn lli mul f.i.iii.l n , (iSrf nuiit mi.l litrl n...ii. iitiv ul...ni lll )r.lllll 'I'lil t .Ir I : I!. HHl.W-, ml llll I l.nl I,, il nit gMnl .uir i'f Ulr II'1'" Ii ' "In I I ''''' "" frrrli. r llll Mllu'l I"' Jim- lii. ,J Mill -.Nrlwli'"''. )'" ml"1' In U'lil a p itrmt;h " ' fill"1" "I'll I i S'H'I lit ttn " I h i lin ttrll. Mull. Ji'Uil U'tlit f.i Willi kilt i'l'l "'l'l U-'i'-f '" "f Uf tr Hll '! I I "'! m fuel .ill'illll llilllll !' t'l.i. W.Hliil -V.I til " iM M"'l Writ k.'H I'll Hi tn til l"fr'tfi-r nlmiil II h.mf liru wr tii ii'l n il!il ml I I Irf nf li"i M Iwi f1 ! Iilii'l Mi MiM k,.r.l ill lnr ftltilili'iii.t I tt-i.nl luf (hoi ki.'I I ""i'l tfr!il rni'l t,-rlit ! nit-Hi, ,l Ibr MUM llin nil lilllliil l" t linrM'ii 1,) lulu it llil lil I---..'.. Mu- r.il ftilUiHr.1 I" r "li'l II "il III ' it fi'W jO.l'. HliN (HUH llli- ! I l,i' i i fr4 ll l.ii.il mul r.ii l I., li-.r IV fulfill' l"'l li'li-il H'tfnlM I mul mtl'l ! Ii-'ii-ii'l !nii-i lb, l.i.l lii-itnl l--M..t li- I- ! hi. Itint in'. II" ni l "' ' "" in.; a tut n.i I In. rrtfiii i H i i nti- in, .ami l tin it, I,- 1 1. 1 I, ,,ii IU lrf I Hi.m jii uf tin- I,, ii .in i .1-in-, i nrfU'il ninl Itih.l lu,' i i n I nl!.f krllrf !' In if-f II fii't't tii.-ii I I..:.! krf I li.nl ItMM.rt lll i. ! i-W. il kef If lir i. mill -hi .. I II ! -T fe.n f..l li ir I ill IKr il .1 i'.tt M'H ..I III Ihr I -. fll, M. ...I ' W t lull lil-lt I ''' tm Hi. I'll' nil if Hut'. i -1 tun iiiu I nil mu. li . I f. n iii it Hu t wi .ir. i i fern II, nil mi ii. v ( i imm , t-tlil. nl l'i ,1 tot. tr rititx-r .T..iii Mil.. -in lulu ..I f.f fr.i.i ..I-..- - r iliir u M hr.il. I tti.-m iii'iir ,h Jn II... 1 but ni. In n ill i i. .ii with llir bUl lll k UIW..I1 ll .1.1 I I.. Jit lll'll ItlbiMU'Q r Ki. (lliii i.f t'n III Ibrt il.ilul In..) ii. I inr ri il fi tr llml mul i.f Hi, li..i-.-i ..ii I I. Injt u .) a wlilMin Imi f. i (Mu li l) iwn ilmi n 1 1. in lini.i ..iir ir Urn ilii li ImiillliK fur n In llial tV'lultr Wo In , in a m ill ..1:1 In mi lbf. "Wti tp rum, Iimi f ir H i tn 4 In f.itihi r Lai lt " Tin n U-nril Ibrtu f III H lllrii Hull f .'in Hlnili V llml rntlia Thr irlrl. liMiitf llir nlitl.it lip IBll Ui-,,1,. f,,r Hi, riuiil fiitlii-r nil. I fol.ilii( Hut W., . ,,.,1 lb liii ntt Hi, I ni-f tt'i.a ;it.nii-li 4 at llin fii. -ret mul fnr..li;lil lir lUH.it.) Slip t-liiiu: I'l Hi.- I.-.I li.ir.fi tbottt: tt iMi-nilniinllr Iir n f.-.iifnl nf balng nviirlmul.it .Iir ilmttnl l,-!n f fUrtihiK Itirm a.lrtfl I'limll t. I.f irlnu' l'ir.m. IiIhk ,,i,f iv,i . mm 11, ,. ro ut In tlw illrnilnii i Hiirti p. Iih;. ulif lei lb hnrna ifit, ilrllliii; Un til tttlh lT nli. ati.il I li.. jr inmli' nff Inln tin' w.Niil Thl ilniiii. ahP tumliilnlnl lirr h'ult. 4 wi rmli' mi at a ulna l itnii-r W t ft a inn 11 ilrtvliiR a Inniil. ttti'l I e Pril Mull wi.iil.t imi r ti liim nf llif "ii airi'tila ntiiii'l nf lilm. Iml uiii" 4Mn't. ninl ti. vt.-nt mi nil In- ti.nl riwi mil tif ln(irlnir. tt lifii al Im. Ho In Imh Iiit IttipHi III,!' n furr I purrnl my un it nimliit tt il" M If"!, but It wna aiinn cvlttfiit Hint In- f"iM nt k-i up wllh lii'in. nml tin- tint 'tone I knntv tir atnitililfil nml Wl. armainii n ,lV,r In. lit-iiil mi Hit' turf bmlili. 1 hit ntttil I hi'itnl tin. rnml npnit it.tnltitr Iml Iroillil how iln llnlllltlji In fii tii llll'lll Mml. It wmii t niifi'twtrv ttlitff Mull nul finfi.- on nf, ti,,, immf v, nt lilrh 1 M mtli'ti liti'ltm-,1, n I rotnlili'lTil H (ami. Whiifl our (iiirnttfm llir" n-niiiin mi tn in I rn'iik'iil'.i'il W nf I hi' rllMttinirlt nf ( ! Iirtllli ht'rp I ni pinioviit. nml In- romc titn mi, fn , dull llmv wcrp (fttr hnrip tlilovpa, nml wlifit I tnM "In tiiy i'XiiTli-tii't ln iriiiiiniiii'i'il my fflHliI M p f,f H,m 'l li,, ,in y fnrt. Nlni'tlnit llio imrt.v. nml wlmlt "ifjr nilii.il fr nn filiiiintluii 1 l"M th Unit Moll Iimi Uiii Im ill. 'a limn- Mnil l1n,rH nf Hit. nirn iMit llfliT till' h"l nriifH Mull linil lot pit, whllti till' lillllT J winit nfft-r Moll llml ly r"' lint Ntllllllilfil I Willllil llnl llllVt ,,n In 11 iiiwllliin In liifiirm ur 'irfs nf th,. (Urwiim, hIii- linil tnki'ii ml llin inniirv limt jrlvin I11T Tor ktfiinj wnnlil hnvi lii-cn lost. " nn alit wnn rnptnri'il. Imt. mt tiKi'il lii'i'iiiiN), hIiii wna 11 wnliinil. Thiwi. 1 ,, ,,f( llt iviimo osi-np-Will Ihnlr llllllliliT. i SIRES AND SONS. Hlliiin Itiinklii uf Ni'tv Vork hna Jwhrn ,., (h ((0 j (M ,( frtli Wfthilny. Hfiior Uiilllprnm IIIIIiii:1iiii'hI. 'X ir nf l.luui, j,,,,) i.i,,, !,.,! prcNlili'iil ' I't'rii, tviia liorn 11I KiikIIsIi piiii'iiln. "bo ai'iti,., t't-ru ovur Hlxly jtiim w Hoiiib ypnra nRit IM11I11 nil'n rtiinpiHiT, " Mlhlllim, rt'iplvcil 11 pivi'i'iinirnt Wnalni, for fJ ,t ,K )mw llmm,.,.( JJ'" UlH (KNr llllH lllllllf llll UlllllllOII tu ""UHWi year. f it. mi II-ukwiuuIUv x.m llrnerrtar. .... ,,ti, , , sinUsa,,.!.,, uf A lilt ll,,o,,ry. It,i, I--,,, WaM l"t In., f .i elcnire,, ,,llr4 ,, W9 lhm tl.,.n ..f t ..pitai . .lipi,,,,,,,,. r)ir, ' l-"y rprlm-a. f II,, rleii.u i.,t,. 1 ,, ,. BS( "li t. In It,.' ...nth ,, fr.rl,l, added ' I'lii t-t lil. 'milling, law r in ..a i ,.uvtj rU tk in uiii. .tot In li ii I. ill.. N ll.i,,,r fir, hl,.f Wliiimu ;,ri, li. nl i.f 1 1. Imrwg f tirr ,Mri,, N. w Inr., In, won a i,.KU ,,f ,, (l. ll'f uf luaa t, .I,.,M,,,. ,.I.., J - "" 'I'lfltik' tint in ii.. i. i iM.ni to a(),i) f,,r at.lti.ln l"ii l. ttw iMr J"lm Ijiw. r-,ntl) rlclH trfMir if .I.,, f tititiif, ruimiy. S f , lina h.i.l ll... ..hi., -iti fr uiy thrwi mi-l . .,,,t , v U,(H,, , II. . ImliU r In II,.- wr, u iiitn.tr tmr. il. hi,. i, ,, f n fi,,, i m inline .ui,i.,.r f n Mfl.-au war flippant flings. A ttninuti wmrltif a king hntiln majr ! ..).Mt,it fmn, a dini-t rar In lu-rlln lift.' Il, r.i nf ti, fnlka lutu tu Krt ml I "... fl.i,.) M, 'ti-. I 11 I l,h. a I'liliiof aliiilinl, any a li.- hn k1r11.1t ,i im-ak llti.-ll.h flu mil In alt wri t. I.uipi, 'ait I l. ll Milttimkr, Hi-nllli.-l A Itnuliin i.lii.iiLiii ti-lla you what ail. tmi lui.lr l.t bi.litli'tf jrniir ha ml I'.nt Hip r,.ii,lf. mini "tt'.t.I tiainU" tin II..I I1.11I In Ii, , ,, . Svw Vf.rk U'.l.l 1 h. Iliiminii rriini. w, ,niHu-a to iiinkf frt-.h li. I rin.-. out f Hut air ' a uWptiitiitit nf it,, iihh .li.-r nf l anila. all,. .,nti In ,jtri-t unl-niii from rui uinU-ra -Nr York 'I'ril hi iii Fashion Frills. 11m fit.liluii utiltn In, 1. tilt. Hint th alamlliti; M..111 milt kHt la to ilajr t r i. 1. Il) l u.iiif.a f.ir aiinlli.-r ai'aaiin. I'liiUih l'lii I r ilt i r h in r I'.tiM.li ii(Tri;t lliMt Imvtt Ink pii .i rtiiiil.ini; lrlfk'raih ilfa In rut I hp wjri It tmiilil aii-ui a fnrretiiut -.ii. Imi.. ti tl.at Hi, li,. . . , ak rt 1 litiii lu fit, a) In lilimliM-ra. Nrw t.irk Wi.rlil '1 tip ninl tin HitilfiT p tn mt up a alriimjpr I"" iip hp Imt'iM-na In wpnr a whlip liir ulij a iluj Iml. Iml ttmap il in.l.i-i tin nrp rptl.liig Hip aliln ! 1111 rni. iiiitiii aiiirt. ami aptiia 01 j V 11 Mill ll.i will In r.Nm II' rail lf ttu. Ml ,i.i,.(. i lptplaii.l I .-ititpr. WI11I llittlT Mm Ilium ant tip lu In), nt Iln- .iillp I i Inr 1 lull I1II11; lirr litt.Utiira arm In a UM-llkp crip VMnl. it Imt r Kruiili tl Mr Hluut lr)liie tn wiikr hluiiMilf ,,. Ituiiilnr.: Iiulii l )m brnr 'rmf Nu S hi rer Itnwiiitiilni Tltpy'vr run (Balnat ..mi- i;liirr ami liinluil It." "I lit K.tliik' tbiwo." anl'l Mr, Hluut. at .iiiiiiii In rin. Iml hla wlf.' Ucl4 blin. Ilf hri.kp away frtiiu I11T anJ. k'.ilna tn n liiirt-au. ti A rfvulvrr. tli.-ii, Likhit nn pl.iirl.- lltfht in hit Ii (I hnml. iii..k-i hla I hum It on thtf Imltnii nml ilrarpmli'tl tin' atalrt'aaa. II,. j.n-M-'l front Hip l" it ball tu th tlniMiiiK riHiiu nml from Hip ilrawlnit ria.iu in Hip illuliic nm. wIiitb ha f.iiiml Hip frnitiiifiil mi tin floor of rut riaa itl-li that hml Ufn klHH-kttl off Hip aiil.-tainnl II.' haikpil III tliawi-r In tin aliU-laitiril wlirnt tint ihrr In itally im wna krpt, fkltH't- Ini: In llml It Knur It na alt tln-rw ninl hi rom lutlnl Unit Hip liurulnr, fr.'lliiu In tin uiirk. hail kntw-kpa oir Hip tllih ami. fritrlnn tu ha r awnkriitil tlip hmi- h.il.l. bail Inkt'li hlinat'lf an ay na mimi na aiialilt. Mr r.luiit otniHl a door thnt IrJ Inln tin panlry. tlirollKh "hlrh h m inn! Inln Iln kltrhrn. All wan Rllrrtt nml rmply. H trlfil Hit tbatr IpriIIiii: out on to a Imrk atiaip nml found It M-kiit Hut hi found a window anah imlia kiil nml mndt' up bin mind thnt tin liiiruliir hml found nn rnlritlifo and nn flt Ihroiik-h that window. Ilo li k pil It mid, hiivliic aatlitlfd hiniai'lf Unit Ihr liutk-lnr hud It ft tin pri'inlipa with nut Imvlntf bud linn tnke any IkmiIv. wpnt lnnk Jo hla moiii. wtipro hi found hla wlfo atnndliiK ahlviTln III Hit mldillt nf thi room. Kin lind iti'i-ti'il fviT.v momoitt to hi-nra rt'irt and Hint lnr hiiilinnd would lit klllfd. "Ari thf.v irnni?" alio rrlrd. Yia" "How did Hmy Rft In?" "Ho or Ihi'V niiitt hnvp rntoriHl and jroiu nut by Hip kltrhrn window, rifiitp million Hunn to tn more cn re fill nlinllt lia klllK Hll ailKhl'a." Mil Itliint hud lltthtt'd Hit Rnn, and lirr liuslntnd, who wna fitrltiR n mirror, wna noini'wlmt alnrtli'd nt hla nppoar nitrr nn rplli't tt'd In He wna lu hla nlnhmhlrt. with a rovolvrr In 0110 hand nml n tiilmlnr rllrlc lump In tlio nllii-r, Imtli Hit' lnnit mid H10 rovolvor I.K.klmr fiinnlly tirrllili. Ttif rxpeoln tlou of fmliiK n ImrKlnr hml Iwn aoinowlint trylim to lilm. nml IiIm uhu ally florid fin-o wna pnl Novortlidt-aa Im nstiiroil hla wife Hint the Imrirliir hud K'Hii' nml th wa 1,0 m,,'', flr hnr to fi't'l filKlitfiHHl. Ttit-y mttirni'd ,i ImuI. Imt Mm. Ulmit wouUl not con noiit to Hio pn" l'n" ,1"01' off' To" wind iiioriilnir Hit'y f''H lt0 Ai- Tin pplnodi' nnliliici'd Mra. Wunt'a mrvia, nnd Mr. llliint. thmiuh he pooh iMioli.'il nt lur ft'iira. nt-vor wont to bod wllliuiit tlilnkluR how rot'klt'an ho hntl , i p.,iiiff down to face n burglar with n light In his band thnt would I , -HP villain jnst whore he was. He would not be so foolish again. He v niild carry the lump, but would not . -...1 Mrs. Itliint declared that If there wna again evidence of burglars In the house (he wo , hick hrr husband In their bed- -., ,m ltut Mr Itlnnt declared that hla n , iness would not permit htm to flush until occasion mimr. l.,.v nnv man to roam about his house , c y "M.y i-Mrt- o dght when he was wakeful ind his wife was sound .sleep Jtf..unt Burglars n m i ur n sx ;n wa aura be tirnfij wmiihi itownitalr. Getting aut.Mily tMit t.f Uil he slip l nit hU roat. f, llu. Ihhiv was. old. 1 1 Hi M , h bureau, where lie f..,i!n the revolver, then In thr maul. I. m lure he fiMiml tlm lnirl.' Uini. mi, taking tiefore on In nn h hand be atenltliily milt kml lh tirooiii i.,r ntnl fell hla way by the ImiiHtrr .luwi.ntuir lu tin. ii i f.-n ..iitiiinit Jiir a ii I nt lil U-K At Hit. .m,.. timr a trnH lu lii llirnm-liiic fulut liudl Into tl, tlrawliiK rmnn nlniw.il ,lm ,f illut flKurr of iiian mi tlif ntliff nl. f Hit. rmim It w riirrwl in Mr l:innt that h ii alatullmj lu the itura nml hllp hp nu!il mh, , , Iml;, tliu lly th man t'l.iilitu't a-p bliu at nil Iln flrit IiiiiiiIm. art tu run iit.t,iln nml l k lilmap'f lu tila titilriiiiu; lila m-roml aa to alimit Hm liitrmlrr Ufnrp lli fi'llnw aa aar of lil. irpi.n. ; oiti rwlw Urn iitllit lip muriJiTi-il l.jr a in -rtp man KaUliitf hU rpvnhrr, Iip hut hla i )p. ami t(. atrla lie hnnl a ahrlpk iinlnlr ami imiihi I iiiiuIp hjf uuiiptliliig running i.it Tlif fint rntne fpiiii Mra. Itlunt. I i- a.i-um! aa Ilk Hip flltflit nf an aiiliu.it mil ramp frmn thp rat. Ilrnrlnu unttilng furlhfr. Mr I'.lunt rrmi. In-l ,.-liiu.l a iipwpI MHit ami Anthill hi, lainn Inln Hip ilniwliiif riailu. Hp nt 11. our, but a hoi wllb ri'lliint trmka hml Imi-ii tnmlp In a rurtuT nf a mlrmr rpit I lik' on Hip IuiiiiIpI. "Iton't m frlh'litptml. iiij itfiir "iiiiip itnwn liprp " Mn. Illuiit. who wna tiam'lu nn to thp luuilMrr aUv. rfH,n,;,-, rtiutljr: "llfnvptia! Are ymi klllnl'-" "Not piaitly. I'm only a fool" "tt'liiit u ur "Xhnt at rrflntl1.11 Iii Hip mirror" "till, tti-nr! I Md jrou l,rp:ik Hip itilr mry "I uinilp a holt. In It Th it i.if,Miinl rl t at ran by Hip an, I iip-i l im-" "I'lil you hurt ynunplf ?' "I lllrnn .tip at 11 ti lul llir. nml I lnt tny lirnil M Thp iipt nwrnlnif Mn I'.lunt it" hrr tiiul,nint' n-rnhpr In n m-1 llrr Train and Track. Irrlaml'a In rent mllrn.-nl a v.trui hi. a UiilrnvP of I I'.'l. Itillliia plppitif trollpy rnrt nrp nuif IliU with I'Ulilli' fatnr In t nu'lnii'l 1 lip Itplawnrr. I.mkaw 111111.1 11 111) Wiilrni nil In mil fnrtilili n.r of 1 1 j ti t by pnilo rp wlirllirr off or on tint)'. Tin' f:i .1 pit trnln In lii-riiintiy U Hip i rnllnl " ZuR 'Jfl" li-lnii-u Itprlln and llitiiitiurK. talilrh tmiiiihiim nn atpnik'p a-rtl of Kt IT7 mllr H-r Imur t.-tnppu rolml nml 111" Mul.ilu. Itnlltlil. thr lirwr rnllriuul rtsn Inn nil ni tllmlp of alMiut li'.lmil fti-t nt hup I'.'inl ThU la rlnlimil In In' Hip urt'atPHl bt'liiht pvor allnlnrtl by mil. Foreign Affairs. I Tbt Knlkaaa nr tlrwl of b.ivini; CV11 trnl Aniorlin UMintiHll Hip ri'Volutlnn ! tiuiiuii - Itotitnu Jiiuruiil. Wuinlrr wlnil old Oiiuir Kbnyyitin wotliti wuj.Ui tlia "ulrnniillni: nf IVr iln - .V ' urk Aiiit rl' nn Thnt thr knlrr anil Hip i rnnti primi nrp nt imIih h uirrrlr an rvbit'iu-p that I In. niir W Ki'tdiiK "I'l ni'l thr iitln-r tin imlli'iil - Nrw Vitrk Wt.rlil Wit h nlifl irnfTa tin lla niilmifntary nit. ihr ilntp f pww-a I rlrrllui: nlaitp Hip Mrtti-ttn MttlrllnliU uttrriui: nlirlrk. of tlfflani- -Chli nk'o Nt-vrn The Speed Mania. ' Tht-y aay that aton liina Biilnmolill lata anfTi-r fnun iipurtunnlillltla. Imt at hut Ihpy nutl la brlili-nell Hiiiitftirf Cblraun Nriva. It l liiitirm-t tn ap.nk of Hip oarr Ipki lailmtrlan In Hip prt-Mfnt ti'int' jfltr rarrlpaa lirdpatrlnn la tli'iul ami Imrlnl - St. I-oula Itrpulilli. a arlfiittMt ilp.-lnrra llmt tin apttil nuitiln hna rnlivrrtptl a Kr'nt uutity nil imnnltlllHta Into nrrvotis wrm-ka. j ,v..iili1 like to hnvr III 111 iIIiikiioip thp 'inp of thr nwin who hna tn dtttlin Ihi'ui.-Nt'W York Ilrrulil. College and School. Cleveland' public aohool Inat year rtt ft. 4:14. 1'.1?. Hiiltlinorr mar tocntr lt new nor- mul aiiiiNil In n aulutrlmn dlstriet. I'lttilinriih achool ultlflnla proposp Ritina; a ent and twtli privlleut to every nutill. Slminniia pol loco, In I.uaton. pivea n n-Biilnr four year coiirae nf which the aim la to ohd out every criidmite It Im a womnn'a mlli'iii'-tcclinlciilly trnlnetl tu emu her living In wiine mkv pllle fMVuiiatlon. SHE GOT RILED By ARCHinAlD PtTERS The reason 1 loved Miirlijold w as be cnuae alio was aiich u Irail llttlo thlnR. ao tlHTorcnt from mo, n ntriippliiu farmor'a Imy who could follow 11 plow all day and allnR niy Ions nt 11 Imru tlunco till 4 o'cUH'k lu the morning. 1 wasn't afraid' of the devil hlmm-lf, while Mitrlgold, thnuuh a country girl, didn't dare go near a cow. Her mother bad to do nil the milking. "What would you do," 1 anked her, 'If a roldHT came Into the house 7" "I alHtuld die of fright." aht replied. Thla troubled nit. ' for I proposed, after our wedding dny. to tk my wife on to tny farm, and I didn't see how 1 could stay within eyesight of my house nil the while. If a tramp should some along or a criminal of any kind he ! would have an easy jon or geuing away with whatever he ponld carry. lt It wasn't this that trou ,l,d n,e ao much; It waa the prosit of coming ' homo some day and tlm Ing tny w fo ! murdered or that she had lieen fright ened to denlh. which was ulniut the same thing. Well, we were married. The house on my farm waa fllxnit 100 years old. It would require ten men a month to . knock It to pieces, ao nonvy nna so won toot,M,r wm trr;T ": the kitchen waa a fireplace alt feet wide. The furniture was na old na the hiia nn 1 a aTtiiif It waa a,, bi .tvy tfi.it f b.-id rnali-rt .'it on rt.-rr Ui Wlifll I wt-llf oil 111 Hip lilitr-l'lij Mitrii"iM wniil'l aik b-.w f. r I waa ir-v liur wl,.-ll,.r I wi.uM la. wit'ilq rail, and n!l tli.it Uiii- 1l.1v I wna fii'!; i-i loitrltr to thr roitnlr f.it on worn, l.ti! fi-i atv! Ii cvay to ti-rnl hour' Maili".li ill.lu't til.j.i't In mt rltip. In llial trny altp waa lii, k r t-ut I h.ii!. a.-.- ah. ai'Tit Pil wl'tl tlrt-.nl If I rnuM Imvp aplit any on, fl- 1 wulil l,.ir a'.ntil at limiip tnt I rotiUn't Tpry w.! t!i ao, and, lliiild aa my wlfp wna. I knpw ah" wotilttii t h.ivp (irriiii'tiil ain ti a nHir". I kl"pi lirr l''!l.l nlaiiit 7 oVI'X k In tlip iii'irnlnir. tlrovp to town, nt t..iii1,-l in mt liii!in-i ami if' li' d Iwiiiii In tlriif for t'i. ii.aui uinil. I didn't Marl.-.ttl In tli yard w ill hinn f..r hip. ami tU frU:liti'iit d im- I ii it Inn uti to Id., fp.nl door. I l.-t Hip lwri- fin ml w-llli. .ni hit. h'nz and run Into tlm Imlt Tfo- r'.ina wrrt. all In iti-ontrr With my In-.irt til ny tlin.nl rau In thr n-ar III thr kit' b ni I aawr it alirlit. Mo-.t of (Iip furniture h id ln-n rnllrd acnln'! thr tlrpplnrr. ami .1 laiurd wna l.in-il on rtid nk'almt a nii-ild nml thr ttt'irr t" : 1 1 1 1 t Hip wall. S'.mr'liliii; awful inn i batp biirn"l Hint aomrttliliK my wlft- tmd alwiya drrndMl. It flailml tbroiiuli tut limlli thnt thla ili.-u'i una imi iIup mo mu, h In a pbr.l inl i:ikni-' 11 t't a I'ri'iiiotilHon of pv II fih. why hml I lift btr? If I iiiinl b.-r allvr 1 wtiu.il iiprrr ltar Imt n !"i.i" ar iin. I'.i-liiinl t!u' klti'lirn w.i. Hip wkI tiHtl ... nml tuiililiii; thrniii'li Hip wtaal liouf. ki-ri'lii my 'Vti niirn nil the while f.r my wlfp'a ib-ad Im-ly. I riirrviil Into thp kirk )nrd. What wa. mt aurprlte nml n-lirf to at-r Mart- i'..:i kIiiihk- inl' i!y on n Hump a abort ill-tam p from H.e n-ar nf Hip bouae nliti in, alioi'tiii our hrr knt-pa, bi-r tlii,.'rr 011 Hip trltKPT. I'nr ln-.'iMii'a auk p. mv n-thrart, aa tint baa tl'il'li'lird'" K'i.. w aa i IntPiit ujaai anini-thlni; 00 Hip r -if of I Im tli.ilM' Unit slip illil not rt'i-ly I tiinnd my fjea In that dlrti- linn nml wax tliuinl.-rMni. k nt tui-lni; n man a In-nl nil . (1 al.ivp thr lilm nt-v. I '.i.t It waa lowprrd lininiillutply. it. lakiti;.' ui'ottfr irlaiirii at my wife. I .aw hrr wllli Iln cmi to liur alwuldpr ami k.!iiHiii: nt the i l.lliiiii y. "Nrl limp inn do llial." alio aalii, I'll Iir." Mirp." U na rirr man an la-u llili-n-d aa IT "My dear," I pli-mlrd. "do fXplaln." "Altoiit nn hour it 1; 1 . " alii ln'pin, that t'llaln III thr rhlmiipy ruue to II,,. Iioiiip uml iiakul for aniiiftliliij: tn ,-,it lie hint I')' my lia.ka that I wna fru-lili md and iiiur I w.na ainiie rnmr In and I lirrair mil tu kill Inr If I didn't trll him w hrrt tin nioiiry waa. Some how Hili made 1111 kl:il nf mad. Ite- ilili-a. I didn't wnnt lo Imp Hit numey Kii I Jui-t wouUlii't IpII lilm. Tbt-n be riiiia. kfd I tn' In ni t'. I had i!.Ui the awniilm;, had put evryt Itlujf to TinUi, ami it rilpil me to arc lil 111 tosatuj: llilui nlmiit. I tiu.iu'lil if 1 rniilil pt lilm into a i't.'i4it or aniiipw Iiitp I ihIkIiI kpep hint til) you riinit Iioiiip. Then It ot-currpd to mn In trll It ) til (lit liiunry writ In the i lilnmry. Hp cllmlii'd up tlirro, bunt l:ig for It. mid I wlirt-lfd Hip fnniliure ;t ir.t liit Hip oipniiii; and cot n lntard fnun I In wiaallloiiK to brme It with o In roiildu't move II away, lit trlrd and ai'i'iui.' himself riirnrrrd, wna climb I11K up wlii-n I Niiati'liiil Hip 1:1111 uml ran tmlslili'. lie waa Just Ki'ttliijj out wlu ii t Md him If ht didn't zel l:uk I'd atnait lilm " Tbrri' waa a pHiiu. at the end of wlilrli slip mlded. "You've furifotleu to kK liif. drar " "I'or.'iuii!! l.t ki 1 you! I smiujd think I've iia-ii omiiifl) to make me for tfi'l lltl.Vtllllli.'" 1 fuMi'd tier In my nrnw; then, taking tin k'uu. I ni'iliTi'd the man to pome out of lli.- f-n.mui-y uml down. In an hour I had lilm I.Kl-i'd lu Jail. Slut-e I'lU epl.s.ale I don't permit Diy nife to taik nlmitt her feara nud I po away :i nflru nml stay 11a Iuiir aa I lltit Yon never fin tell what oue of thfip timid women will do when he nets rl Iril Current Comment. Scientists are still trying to produce life nrliiii hilly while mora 1 1st a are la mpiilliiir thnt life la too artificial. (IriNiklyn Standard I'hlon. All tin country has spent on Its achiMtU ibs's not apja'ar to have gone far toward taUicntlnc Hie hav.ing prac Hi e out of being. - iH'iiver Ueputillcnn Oiiet more Hie time honored tinestion arises, this time In 1'nrls: What aort of a man understands women? The man who never beauts about It. De troit l-'rct Press, A speaker nt the national congress of hygiene says the Tutted State lends Hie world In" death. The professor might have stated the fact more pleas antly by saying we lead the world In everything.- New York Telegram. Short Stories. The rnitiHl Suites sioluls $15,000,000 a year to see ttaseiiaii guinea. The Uussiiut government has put the satile hunters not of business for three years. From deep water In Hie, Atlantic to deep water In the I'aeltlc the t'unnnm canal will be II fry miles In length. The kitchens of the Kmperor Krancls Joseph's palace nt Itiulapest are con sldereil to be the most modern nnd In every way the lluest In Kuropo. In the V'nlted States there Is one Inw yer for every 700 iorsons. In Kugland then Is one to each 1,100 of popula tion. In France one to 4.100 nnd In Kussin one to 30.000. , Cost 'of Living. The otllclal government report uhows thnt the high cost of living Is almost equal to the cost of high living. Chi cngo Infer (Venn. Now that n government commission has made an exhaustive examination and rt'imrted thereon, the piddle sus piclon that the cost of living Is high has been confirmed. Philadelphia Lodger. It la true living posts more tlmn It used to. The federal bureau of labor has Issued n report confirming the rumor. We had hoped the story might at Inst have turned out to have been unfounded. Chicago Itecord Ilernld. DAMES AND DAUGHTERS. Mra. Timer Nutting of r'amtiridr. Maaa.. la aald to bare Hi btrseat col ktvtlou of aitiarda In the worldl It liuint- ra ni'.re than ?i,ft iiim-ni Mra 'hanr. wPlowr of a ( hlnea off!- rlal. l-t the t-litiHr In t hlrf of the IVklnj woman a jai-pr. w hl It Ii drvoteil en tirely to anl,Ji ta Intereitins to her art. Mine, tie I'nnaard a heroine who Burtuil r.rltiab ao-le-ri with r'loreixe Nlirhtiiik-ale in tb ("rlmrati war. la bow. at the aue t.f eighty four. II trim; in an olawure tpiarter of falM. Keypt. In ali knew and want. Il M .aid The Inii-hex of Kyfe. who rerrtitly attained ber twenty flrwt birthday, la owner nf tine of the lar'eat pita lei tu north I'.titaln. romprlalnit nenrly "JV).- !( anea of tultlvutnl land, ni'.nntaln. nnar and fnreat. Kt,e Inhorltpil the aat eatati-a and great rirlw-a of her father. The d'Khina ta fond of out d'yif aort. Mra. l.ydla It. Kemper, a arentlat of note, ha rerelvrd unusual refienltltin In Ormnny. the emperor harlnit re cently conferred on ber the title of proftiMir" Though tiru In I'.untla. be hna lived practically all of ber life la the United Ftntea and haa oi-upiei chair nt tin L'niveriity of rennayl- Tnnia. Mra. Keniji-r la now in lU-rliu puraulnj; at leu HaV luff -tl-'atioiia Sportinq Notes. Ianny Murphy, t-antuin of the Ath- letn-a. owIuk to the Injury tu uia Wg prolmtily iwver will I able to play baseliall auain, but be will reUin hla romiection with the Athli-tica In the rapai-lty of a tvout- Klrat ISaaemnn Myera of the Fpokane club of the North wetttern leajpu? haa eatabllihetl a tiew leajjnr tiaae Kteallue reeio-d. atenllns IIH Imaea. The former ret-nrd if l""t baaea waa bed! by Zim merman of the Chietptt Natioiiala. Tetl Meredith, thr t-hnmpion runner. will not I on thr lnuylrania freah man fontlmll team thla aenaon. Mere dith wantetl to play. Imt after writing to Trainer Mikr Murphy he learned thnt be would take on Bean If he play ed fixttlinll and thla tuistit interfere with bla running. THE TAIL OF A BULL By M QUAD CntiyrlKht, ISlt by AMOOlatnl Ut erary I'ri-iiii AIh Juikaou a.it ou the roadside fence with Uia bead lu his hands. He was the most dituutirilicd young man In the Mate of Iowa. After working aa a farmer's hired untn for years and year and saving up a little money he bad bought a forty acre farm to Cud Unit he had beeu h:id!y ehisited. Five rod down (he nmd. on the banks of a creek, n man sat fishing. He was a summer hoarder in the neigh borhood and was utnlerstiaxi to be Wall street broker, lie wns fat and serene. 110 was smiling ana luncia. lie not only fiatied fur fish, but be caught them. "ImI gast him. but I'd like to break his neck'" mutteretl At aa he watched the man. "lie hasn't been beaten out of $."itn 1. lie hasn't had any trouble, lie hasn't had a girl call him a fool and go back on him. "And now that old bull haa broke loose," growled Abe as he slid off the fence. "If he knocks off both his horns ami break hU back 1 shan't care cent." When the bull came charging down the hill he saw the broker hnullug in the fish and charged straight at him. The broker was used to o:I.er kinds of bulls, nud his first thought was to get away from this aort lie vramMed up to fall down again, and but for Abe he would have got a horn or two. The farmer didn't get In front of the bull to try to Btop him, but uj the animal passed he w as gelml by the tall. You can ulcer 0 bull as well as a boat If you get the right aort of a hold. Abe had it. and he steered the animal on to the bridge across the creek and then to the right and twitched him off Into the water. "Sny, that was well doner exclaimed the broker, as he came upon the bridge. "Hut for that trick of yours I should have got It bad." "Humph:" replied Abe. "You've got gumption, you hare, 'You are a Hnrr "Why why, what do yon mean air Y' "I mean that I've paid $S00 for a farm worth about half that. I haven't got the brains to last a rabbit over night" "Didn't you look at the farm before yon bought?" "No. Took a feller's word for It and, oh. Lord, how I have got ebentedr "Going to have a hard time to pull through, eh?" "I shall have to eat roots next win ter." "Let's take a little walk nnd look your land over," anld the broker as he laid his fishing outfit aside. "Whnfs thnt mound up there?" 1 "Dunno," wa the reply. "Reckon the Injuns ' burled their dead there after n great bnttle. I've dug Into it nnd found arrowheads n-pienty." . "I owe yon something for whnt yon did down there. You were a fool to tnke nn.v man's word nbont a farm.' but I guess I can pull yon out of the hole all right. Did yon ever hear of high finance?" ' "Can't say I have. "Well, I'm going to show yon some. I'm going to make this old mound worth a couple of thousand dollars to , you." The broker hnd a collection of relics and curios nt home, nnd he sent for certain things and hnd them planted In the mound. Then he made a call on the nenrest rillnge editor, and a week later that editor wns referring In his paper to a great and historic find on the farm of Abel Jackson. There wns the tooth of a mammoth and Greek and Romnn medals and coins among the things unearthed. Strangers enme poking around almost nt once. They were shown the relics, but they could not secure permission to dig. That farm wns for sale, and the mound went with It. Abe simply opened hla month nnd atarerl. Two daya later Ihr pHr went np to f 1 '. At wa for taking it. but tc troker a.tld- That'i only half oir figure! In thre or rmr nay we 11 niz up juhj j-wr glaaa ry and are what they any a.nut thit." When Hie eye wa n m-a rt hi-d a pm or. who wa very miKh Interested In the rei-arh. took It in hla hand and an 1I "t'm! I'm! Anf-lent history aay nothiiis atamt the great Caeaiir hiTlng a giaa eye. but erhap he had one perhan o! I think 1 will ralsat my offer to tl3f." "Not yet aald the If,!- to A' Jackaon when he w mli' h'.-e closed with the offer. "We t get our flgrtrr fi thla old tnotit.d " Ifut we are the s;ui.e aa lying to thr people," waa protected That' the way mt of fhe (nulueaa of the efiuntrjr I done today. Jut nn- pear indifferent ami you'll ret y inr price. I aeera to remet:!!? lliat Pllnjr had a brae ear. If l.e didn f then old Socrate & A nnd v-e'll hare It on top the groin ii." Cmf I'mf" anld ttn profea a-r when the ear w found. "It may be I'llny'a and It may tie Socratea'. but I think I can ralae my offer to t2.000." "Take It and aklp." advised the broker when At cam to him. Hut lt'a half more than lt' worth." My non. a thing U worth all joa ran homawassle fool out of. and In rolng hene tnke yoor bull along. lie may be the mean of buying yon an other farm for half It v-alne. A tall hold L a eond thing If yon can hang on to It long enough." A THIEF'S RUSE Ey C U-LNDOUN L RICE Pete Morgan wa a criminal whose normal atiite seemed In jail rather than at liberty. He had served a term fm burglary, waa rearrested on another charge, brought Into court bled and ac quitted for want of evidence. While waiting for the papers In hla case to be tnnde out he heard the prosecuting attorney say to a messenger: "Go to my bouse and ask my daughter to look In a tin box marked Schneider & Co. In the Tault get out a deed she will find there, give it to you and bring It back to me." Are you In a hurry, sir?" asked the messenger. Why do yon ask?" Because I'm to go on another errand that's very Important'' "Very well. Yon may do that one first I won't need the deed before thia afternoon." Pete knew the name of the prosecut (ng attorney very well. Indeed, be had been made familiar with tt by the fact that Mr. Wilkinson bad arranged for his lodging In prison on divers occa sion. Moreover. Pete had great per ceptive facultlea. As soon as Pete left the courtroom he sought a drug store and in a few minutes was turning over the leaves of a directory bunting for Mr. Wilkin son's home address. Upon finding It he proceeded to thnt gentleman's bouse, rang the doorbell and called for "Miss Wilkinson." A young lady came Into the hall and asked Pete what she could do for him. "Your father sent me for a deed in a tin box marked Schneider & Co. In the vault miss." "Oh." said the young lady, "1 sup pose he means the silver and jewel vault I believe he keeps some law papers there. I'll go and find them.' Miss Wilkinson tripped upstairs to a recess In the npper hall and began to turn a knob on a vault door with Tiew to getting inside. Pete's original idea was while the young lady was off looking for the deed to help himself to any article of ralue In small bulk he might see and get away with It The mention of the allver and Jewel vault opened op new possibilities. Peter was hesitating whether to fol low Miss Wlnklnson and force his way into the vault when his heart was glad dened by hearing her call from the landing above: "I find two deeds tn the box. Did fa ther say which one he wanted? "I think." said Pete. "I'd know it If 1 was to see it" "Come np, please." Tete sprang up the stairs with alac rity. Here waa the chance of his life, the jawel and silver vault standing open with no protection except a girl, lie might not have to do any open work at all. His wits were sharp, and It was quite possible be could make a pretext to go into the vault and slip a few gems Into his pocket without being detected. He found Miss Wilkinson standing by a table on which was an open tin box full of papers. She show ed him two deeds and asked him which he thought her father wanted. lie ex amined both very knowingly, when the girl, noticing the name on the box, ex claimed: "This isn't it at all. This is marked 'Parker & Treusdale Co. I'll get the other one." VCouldn't I do it for yon. miss?" "I wish you would. It's dark In there, and I have trouble with my eyes. There are several boxes on the shelf. Look for the one marked Schnei der & Co. and bring It out Into the light" "Yea, miss. My eyes are first rate." Quite beside himself with joy at this unexpected advantage, Pete went to the Tault entered and. Instead of look ing for the boxes, cast his eyes about for the valuables. There was nothing, ao far as he could see. but a lot of tin boxes and musty papers. But before he could qnlte take in the situation he heard the door of the Tault shut, the knob quickly turned, and he waa a prisoner. Mr. Wilkinson, sitting at his desk in his office, heard his telephone bell ring and took up the receiver. "Papa, did you send a man for a deed In the Tault?" "Yes. Why do you ask?" "Whom did yon lend?" "Edward Beam." "Edward Beam didn't com. BvA another man rame, and from tn nt meet I laid eye e him I knew ho was a hardeoed criminal. Great he vena T "How did ancfc a man know what yon wanted?" 1 doat know. Tell mat what ha aappeoed. Anything stolen? Ara yon safer -Ob. If all right "What berom of th man?" -ne t here " neref What do yo mean?" Tt locked him tn the Tanlt" "In the eanltr -Ye.- "How In the world did yon get him there T "I en fired him - "Tell me alt abont It nnlck." "TVi-l;. I I !.! him thr deed yon want ed waa in H Jewel anil allver an!f. Then 1 pi.-,...tly took out tlie wrontr box and sent him in for the right one " Than': 'eavrnt I wonder yon weren't t- : .lerwt Peter 'T-a returned to bis accustom ed iii m i j.bl Saavaaad. Within recent year seaweed har been Introduced into the tiigllsh kitchen. The edible aperies, aeryetl with run at eieat. have been found t b very palatable. Devonshire anil Japanese seaweed are employed largely In the London Ind u try. Wemen Barred. The Asiatic town of MalwntchL on the border of Russia, la peopled by men only. Women are forbidden en trance there. The Theater f Dionysus. What waa probably one of the ear liest theaters built was the theater of Dionysus, wblcb was begun five cen- turies before Christ The seating ca pacity of thla remarkable building I said to have been 30.000. The theater of Dionysus waa erected when Greek art and literature were tn their prime. Here were presented to appreciative spectators tbe wonderful work of Aeschylus, Sophocles and Eurlptde. Our Men and Woman. The average height of men In the United States and Canada U five feet eight and a half Inches; that of wom en five feet four aod a quarter inchew. Positivism. "Positivism" la the terra applied t a form of religion Invented or founded In France during the latter part of the eighteenth century. Tbe member of the sect believed in only those thing of which tbey bad positive knowledge: hence the term. Bank f England Clark. The patronage of the Bonk of Eng land belong entirely to the director, a clerk being appointed by each direc tor In rotation until tbe vncancle are Blled. with tbe exception of one clerk ship In eTery "even, which Is given fo a son of one of tbe clerks of the ent.nb lishment who haa discharged his dutte to tbe satisfaction of the directors. Vegetables. When wishing to keep Tegetablee such a green, lettuce, parsley, etc. until the following day place, with the roots or where tbey have been cut tn a vessel containing water, exactly a yon would a bunch of cut flower, and they will be as fresh as If newly cut Town Topics. Chicago Is a qneer city. It has even gone so far as to forbid "ad." displays In street cars. Boston Journal. Baltimore policemen must not play domlnos on Sunday. Probably it la the one game that tbey don't play at all. Milwaukee Sentinel Boston women are doing their own marketing and receiving lots of noto riety because of It. The wonder in Cleveland is that such a commonplace should deserve reporting. Cleveland Plain Dealer. Aerial Flights. The air continues to be a poor place tn which to do fancy work. Chicago Record Herald. There may be advancement in avia tion, but at what cost of life! New York America. Doing fancy "stunts" In an aero plane is taking dangerous chances, of course, but even the man who doer nothing but plain, everyday, nnorna mentnl aviating la not regarded by the life Insurance companies aa a aafe risk. Chicago Tribune. Cauae ef th Trouble. Mr. Nupler Are the Bridclunu hap py with each other? Mrs. Alters I haven't heard them say, but I notice they never speak to Mrs. Lovttt any more. You know, she Is the lady who Introduced them. Llp Clncott's Magazine. Take th Cash and Let th Credit Go. The knot was tied, the pair Were Wed, And then th smiling bridegroom said Ubto th preacher, "Shall 1 pay To you th usual fee today, Or would you hav me wait a year i. And rive you then a hundred clear If I should And the marriage sta.ta As happy aa. 1 estimate T The preacher lost no time In thought. To hif reply no study broimht There were no wrinkle on his brow. Bald he, "1'U take three dollar now." Ladies' Horns Journal. Playing Safe. Mother The teacher complains you have not had a correct lesson for a month. Why la It? Son-She always kisses me, when I get them right New Orleana, Times-Democrat Tw View. ' Bhe saw a hat and liked It much. Asserted that a stunner such ' As It she'd seldom aeen before. Th hat she luted was tn a stora, 8be chanced to spy this hat next day, But passed It by In scornful way. The hat at thla time, be It said. Was on another woman's head. - Judge. The Difference. Tommy-Pop. what t the difference between fame and notoriety? ,. Tommy's Pop Notoriety lasts ktMiff er, my son.-Philadelphia Record. '